Injury Report

My apologies to everyone for not providing a detailed recap of last week's game.

I would just want to take this opportunity to confirm and/or deny a few rumors that have been floating around ESPN and the kickball blogosphere.

Rumor: I have suffered a non-kickball injury that will cause me to miss time.
Truth: Unfortunately this one is true. At least I didn't get hurt because I sneezed or because I gave a teammate a high five. The preliminary diagnosis is for me to be back in 2-4 weeks. On Friday I will seek a second opinion with an area physician who speacializes in knee injuries and will have more information at that time.

Rumor: I'm using the injury report as a ploy to foil [Team name redacted]'s game plan.
Truth: While I was looking forward to our rematch with [Team name redacted], I would never stoop so low as to use Bill's tricks.

Rumor: T-Rock was seen at a DC club with the transvestite from the Howard Stern show on his arm.
Truth: While plausible likely, this is actually from an episode of Entourage.

I apologize to all of my fans and teammates. I will begin my rehab as soon as possible with the hopes of getting back onto the field as soon as humanly possible.

Much love,
Craig (MATT)