The return of [team name redacted]

Last night we suffered our first loss of the season, and a very disappointing one at that. I’m not going to sit here and make excuses. But if kickball works anything like college football, losing early is much better than losing later in the season. (Please leave a comment if you get this joke).

I think this week’s defeat makes us much more dangerous than ever in the future. Our weaknesses, which last week we didn’t think existed were exposed, with ample time to correct them before the All-Star break. --Side Note #1: be sure to email Chase Commissioner Jack Fan telling him how badly you want to see T-Rock and myself in this year’s All-Star game -- Regardless of how it went or didn’t go on the field, I would like to take this opportunity to highlight another stellar performance at the flip-cup table.

SIDE NOTE #2: A few people approached me and said that in our last few posts, there weren’t enough links. Being a man of the people, I hope you all enjoy this post

On to the real point of this post---
If you read my earlier post detailing the post-season tournament for the summer season, you’ll no doubt recall my detailed description of the unbecoming conduct of a certain team whose name shall not be mentioned on this blog. Just when we thought [team name redacted] had gone back to whatever hole they came from, they re-emerged, dressed this time in green, last night and handed us our first defeat of the season.

Team members, to achieve the water status that T-Rock spoke of, we all have to be on the same page. We all have to unite to achieve our common goal of winning it all! It’s not me it’s you, to achieve water status; we have to unite against a common enemy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, I present to you public enemy #1…

Yes folks, you are seeing the above picture correctly.

Bill Belichick has taken a break from the coaching in the NFL and has morphed into the form of a 20-something year old male with an overly competitive attitude and an ego the size of Texas And in typical Bill Belichick fashion; he has decided to torment us on the field.

Bill Belichick in 20-something year old man form.

I submit that the this picturee, taken from the Chase website is mislabeled. Currently the caption under the photo reads :

“Pitcher Bill Belichick (FIN) hurls the ball to second base.”

Those of us who were present at the game know that it
should read:

“Pitcher Bill Belichick hurls the ball towards a girl’s head as she
heads towards second base”

Bill was, like at the tournament, guilty of some extremely unprofessional
behavior while dealing with this week’s officiating team.

I’m also pretty sure I also saw him taping our pre-game warm-up routine. Maybe that’s how they were able to get the best of us on the field… I digress.

Team members and friends, Bill Belichick is, as of right now, our team’s sworn enemy!

He is the Empire to our Rebellion, the Tony Perkis to our group of loveable fat kids, the Jafar to our Aladdin, the Beagle Boys to our badelynge, the Bluto to our Popeye, the Khan to our Kirk, the terrorist to our Jack Bauer, the Hans Gruber to our John McClean, the John Wilkes Booth to our Abraham Lincoln, the French to our freedom fries, the Lord Zed to our Power Rangers, the Duke Nukem to our Captain Planet and the Planeteers, the Jabba to our Han, the ball to our Happy, the Michael Jackson to our children, the Crosby to our Ovechkin, the Stahl to our Charlie, the Dustin Hoffman to our Robin Williams, the Siren to this girl at 1:09, the Snidely Whiplash to our Canadian Mountie, the Dick Dastardly and muttley to our random assortment of racers, the large turtle-like creature to our Plumbers or for lack of a better analogy-- the Bill Belichick to our fairness and integrity.

So next week, we will show the rest of the league that WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT! I have no doubt after being struck down, we will come back more powerful than anyone could have ever imagined

Until next week, keep your heads high and ya tailfeathers' shakin’,
-MATT

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